In Defense of Slim Thug
Times must be hard when a rapper, that’s only known as the guy who dated the 3rd most famous member of Destiny’s Child (Letoya Luckett), has to come out and voice his opinion against black women and offer dating/relationship advice. I know nothing about this thug called Slim, which is quite inappropriate unless he’s been on a Slim Fast diet. In any event, after researching Slim Thug, which took all of 3 minutes, I do have to come out in his defense.
Like most rappers, Slim Thug was boring in the early 80′s, 1980 to be precise. It’s best to assume the house or apartment Slim Thug was raised in was built anywhere from the 50′s to the 60′s, possibly even earlier than that. A commonality that was shared in housing back then was lead paint. As most people know lead paint poisoning can be linked to learning disabilities, social retardation, you know, basic retardation which mainly lead to the short bus population. Most people became afflicted with lead paint poisoning by licking window sills, and eating paint chips when they were children.
Imagine the vast amounts of window sills and lead paint chips Slim Thug could have possibly ate as a child, to turn him into the fucking retarded adult he is today. Apparently, his mother just didn’t take notice and allowed it to develop further. I’m going to assume, they didn’t have attorneys on tv advertising their lead paint lawsuit victories. Actually, his mother could have prevented any of this from happening if she would have swallowed the night he was procreated.
Since none of above happened, we’re now left with a rapper who is proud that his girlfriend went to Columbia University and that the white half of her does things for him. I’m sure it’s the white half of her also, that hasn’t admitted to her parents who her loser boyfriend is as well.
In any event, Slim Thug’s opinion on the state of black women, is just as irrelevant as everyone else’s. I’m just going to assume the negro is a by-product of window sill licking & lead paint poisoning, because that’s the only excuse I can come up with in regards to why he’s a fucking retard. Remember, retards are people too.